January 28, 2013
Merry Kazoo Day!
Well I found some kazoos and decided to make a garage band of instruments that needed no skill to play. I then tried playing a kazoo and realized a few things. Kazoos are awful instruments and no one in their right mind would purposefully listen to them unless it was some sort of Zero Dark Thirty “enhanced interrogation” procedure. Also, I realized that it’s freaking cold in the garage and I haven’t even done laundry in like a month because it has been chilly out there (which also means that tomorrow is either “do laundry day” or “go to the store and buy new underoos day”). I’m not sure who is advocating the use of kazoos as musical instruments but I think there is a conspiracy behind it and probably by the same people who advocate for “enhanced interrogation” techniques.