Bean Month

February 21, 2013

Beans Month

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat beans at every meal!

Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat

Beans, beans, they give you gas
They make you fart, and burn your ass
The more you eat, the more it hurts
Slow down your eating to stop the squirts

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Happy Beans Month!

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